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How do you get away with making a penis in pottery class?

Alright, I need to make a penis out of clay but I don't know how to do it without getting in trouble. Any ideas?

Public Comments

1. You wont fool anyone with a clay penis even if its nicely glazed.....Grow your own.
2. ,lol. haha just do it if u get in trouble oh well! who really cares enyways?
3. You don't. Life is not about GETTING AWAY with things. Nobody wants to see your stupid penis.
4. You are gonna get in trouble regardless. If you are determined to do this make it out of sculpy clay at home
5. Do you have a model? I don't think you you "need" to make one!!!
6. If you have to "get away with it" then you probably shouldn't be doing it. Somehow I see a mandated appointment with the school counsellor in your future.